What is and isn’t a salad

People really misuse the word salad. Fruit salad, tuna salad, bean salad, potato salad. You got a plate filled with 800 calories of mayonnaise–and you think that qualifies as a salad?! Apparently, anything can be a salad, as long as someone eats it with a fork or a spoon. “Waiter. Let me get a glazed…

Coupon Laws

One time I saw a coupon for sunblock. And on the coupon, it said, “Limit of one coupon per purchase. Limit of 8 identical coupons per household per day. Any other use constitutes fraud.” Very interesting. According to coupon law, if you have nine of that coupon, you can’t use all of them. You have…